January 2010
87 posts
Fact: I don't like girls who act & dress like...
jmizpayo:
(via itsznancy)
best one by far
You: will you marry me?
Stranger: Yes. Of course.
You: AWESOME!
You: so, whats my new wife's name?
Stranger: Robert.
You: oh
You: i have to take back my marrige proposal
Stranger: But I love you!
You: but
You: i love you too and all
You: im a male
Stranger: I knew that before you proposed to me, silly.
Stranger: What will our kids think if we break up?!
Stranger: That's right, asshole! I'm pregnant! I had an artificial womb attatched to my elbow!
You: OH MY
Stranger: There's a baby swinging around in there like a fucking testicle!
You: AND YOU KEPT THIS FROM ME?!
Stranger: I WANTED IT TO BE A ROMANTIC FUCKING SUPRISE
You: GREAT SUPRSE
You: HOW MUCH DID IT CHARGE ON MY CREDIT CARD?!
Stranger: FIFTEEN THOUSAND
You: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
You: YOU KNOW HOW LING ITS GOING TO TAKE FOR ME TO MAKE THE MUCH MONEY?
Stranger: YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON THE FUTURE OF OUR ELBOW-TESTICULAR CHILD!
Stranger: BE A CRACK WHORE. IT'S HOW WE MET.
You: NO.
You: THE ONLY REASON WHY I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU IS BECAUSE YOU STOPPED
You: YOU STOPPED FOR ME
Stranger: YEAH WELL I MIGHT AS WELL GO BACK NOW
You: NO DONT
You: OUR BABY :(
Stranger: You're right. I'm sorry.
You: we really need to stop yelling
Stranger: I know, babe. I know.
You: it brings out the worst of us
Stranger: How about I take you to the slaughterhouse? We can laugh at some cows together.
Stranger: Just like old times.
You: yes, i'd like that.
Stranger: Oh but we're gonna have to walk.
Stranger: I sold the car to help pay for the elbow-womb.
You: that no longer matters
You: i love you
Stranger: -rips off elbow womb-
Stranger: IT'S A FAKE
Stranger: I'M ACTUALLY A WOMAN
Stranger: AHAHA
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: AHA
Thanks for the follow aarl :)
(via the-tina) haha (Y)
You: will you marry me?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what?
Stranger: we are just strangers
You: love is not defined by the time
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: you are right
omegle.
You: hey
Stranger: Will you marry me?
You: sure!
You: :D
mac family
there is no need to lie anymore
yesterday after school, i fell straight back to sleep. around 6ish my friend calls and my sister answers the phone. she comes into my room and goes “hey jakes on the phone” so i go, ” CANT YOU SEE I’M FUCKING SLEEPING?! SO GET OUT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!” so she walks out only to the doorway of my room and says, “his only asking for michaels number”....
just seriously fuck off can't you see im fucking...
i love coriander
school, here i come!
29/1/2010 6:09 AM
today is my first day of school and i haven’t slept one bit. the whole holidays went by like a breeze, and when i get back to school it will just feel like a normal day. the whole night i’ve been playing with my sisters DS; mario kart and mario party so addictive! i’ve also been watching movies with my dog, so far we watched Bratz, Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, and...
I would love a valentine this year. Even though...
imawthum:
(via michaelcadelina)
haha :) i’ve never had one so idc
my dog
my dog won’t eat anything bigger then her paw, so she brings it to me so i can cut it up for her
a poem from tea
5 Jun 2009 10:57 PM
i got bored so i wrote a poem about you :) his name is ash he has a black sash for using the move ‘slash’ in pokemon using ash give him cash or else you will get a bash and also get a slash so you will crash into the set of M*A*S*H so yeah, that’s ash :)
mformary:
Sometimes i pretend to be happy, to avoid telling people whats wrong with me.
i need to know
i am super tired but not one bit sleepy
you know what they say
you know how people say, “karma will bite you back in the bum”?
well today karma did bite me in the bum, specifically karma bit me in the back pocket and ate my wallet.
there were some cool stuff in there too :’(
stories from philippines #2
in philippines i share a room with my uncle he sleeps on a mattres on the floor and im on a bed. well, one night around 2:30 AM i was watching the disney channel and i saw a black shadow on the wall. i was looking at it for a while when i saw it move. i got up and turned on the light whilst standing over my uncle (he was sleeping). it was a BIG cockroach on the wall. i stood there for a while just...
k-k-kathy:
aarl:
k-k-kathy:
im excitedddddddddddd as ! havent partied in so long. hoping tonight is a good night ! :D and catching up with the girlies soon. oh life is good being a 16 year old then 15. now you may think theres nothing different, but to me everything has changed. from the worst to best. im not saying being a 16 year old everything is at its best, its just for me,...
k-k-kathy:
im excitedddddddddddd as ! havent partied in so long. hoping tonight is a good night ! :D and catching up with the girlies soon. oh life is good being a 16 year old then 15. now you may think theres nothing different, but to me everything has changed. from the worst to best. im not saying being a 16 year old everything is at its best, its just for me, everythings been a...
i love the croissants from costco
i have gone the first 15 years of my life without...
tumblrussel:
aarl:
maybe this year could be different
or you can opt out for a boyfriend. just saying, plenty of fish in the sea… but if you don’t like the fish, maybe the fishermen might do the trick ;)
haha! not this time
i have gone the first 15 years of my life without...
maybe this year could be different
I've never really cared about Valentine's Day...
tumblrussel:
aarl:
(via tumblrussel) if worse comes to worse, be my valentine?
that’s not the worst, but if i fail at mosts, you’re in my options ;)
this year could be different
I've never really cared about Valentine's Day...
(via tumblrussel) if worse comes to worse, be my valentine?
the greatest pleasure in life is doing things...
i know i said this would be the last time, but...
it's 1:38 AM
vickstahs:
aarl:
vickstahs:
and i just woke up i can’t go back to sleep.
goodluck with getting your sleep back on track
lols, ohgod :( i doubt it. i start school in four days. i’m just gonna allnighter on the night before school with the rest of the night owls (A) :}
AHAHA! sames! but it’s stupid how school starts on a friday
i am reduced to talking to no one, add me on msn?
it's 1:38 AM
vickstahs:
and i just woke up i can’t go back to sleep.
goodluck with getting your sleep back on track
stories from philippines #1
one day i was there, i was over at my anty’s house which is right next to this elementary school. whist i was there i wanted to check out the local school to see what it was like, so i got afew of my cousins to take me and give me a tour. i was walking around and i asked them to take me to my cousin camille’s class, as i walked past i saw her crying.
i left to go back to my...